I am a stinky butt?

Houston, we have a problem! So I don't know what has happened to my sweet Luke but the last week there has been quite the change in his little personality. Suddenly, he feels the need to usurp some independence and thinks he is so funny. He is sometimes but do NOT tell him I said that. So, the last few days have been really rough for me and Luke. Just lots of testing. I'll say, "Luke, I need you to do X" and Luke will say "Ummmm, NO!"or "I want to be the boss of you! why do you get be the boss?" and I am sure you get the point. And, I am sure some of you are chuckling...I can hear you over here.  I am staying consistent and trying to be calm but it is getting hard. Yesterday, I don't even remember what I told him to do but he looks at me and says with great certainty... "You Are A Stinky Butt!". WHAT???And that little stinker has the guts to repeat it, like when I said what, I really didn't hear what he said! I mean we do not say butt at our house. I am pretty sure Jack may say it among his friends now but he would not be caught saying it in front of me let alone to me. Scott tells me Jack is old enough that he needs to say butt because bottom makes him sound like a dork. Okay, I'll give on that, but LUKE??? He is 3 years old!

I am not sure where it came from but am guessing school or from some of the older boys on our street. But let me tell you...this Mom does not like that talk one little bit. I may be a stinky butt but let me tell you what...I better not ever be called that again. Luke and I had a big talking and he even lost TV last night which was quite traumatic for his highness. Today, he told me butt is a bad word and he is going to be the butt police (oh great, because mine is big so I do not need a police). Anyway, he has decided that his job is to be the boss of anyone who uses that word. So, be warned because he is on the prowl! Well, this stinky mom is signing off!